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WARNING
If you are a nice person, with a kind heart, then this site isn't for you!
Welcome to Whistle Pop! The online magazine for preps! So like, we are so totally busy with our shopping at the Gap and Old Navy to actually pick up a real magazine (except for Tiger Beat) that like, one of the nerds at our school made this really pretty site for us! YAY!
Now I know what you're wondering. Are we natural blondes? Well thats our little secret. TEHE. Now here's the important question: What is a prep? Well its us! We treat people like shit and make fun of them, untill they break down and cry. We try our best to permanently scar the self-esteem of others. We literally have no souls. Our parents provide us with everything! The word part-time job isn't in our vocabulary. We are even back-stabbers to other preps. We can't get enough of Abercrombie and Fitch. Binge and purge is our alma mater.
OK, so like, we hope that enjoy our site! Some people wrote some cool articles about us, but since our reading comprehension skills have declined because of poor blood circulation due to tight pants, we can't understand what they're about. But, hey, they have our names in them, and that's what counts!!
With Love,
marycaryjamielauren
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This site is anti-nerd, dork, freak, goth, different, unique, beautiful, classy, intelligent, witty, kind, nice, selfless, and trustworthy. If you posess any of those qualities then please leave now or we'll make our football / basketbal boyfriends taunt you everyday untill you spiral into psychological and neurological shock.
Proud Card Carrying Members of the S.P.A. (Shallow Preps of America). One inch water is deeper than we are.
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